Sinister Six wrecks office*
A pack of perpetrators producing puny placards piled the principal’s place with a plethora of pieces positioned preposterously and plentifully, and, well – primarily—everywhere last week.
Thanks to an informant close to the scene, The Signal obtained mug shots of the alleged rapscallions, known collectively as the Sinister Six, as well as a crime scene photo.
Another source close to the scene reported that before being taken away to the basement dungeon, the perpetrators cleaned up their mess after an intense lecture by administrators.
Curtis "Big Tuna" Lahr
Curtis "Big Tuna" Lahr
Senior
Chris "Captain Caveman" Dinoia
Chris "Captain Caveman" Dinoia
Senior
Luke "The Mouse" Sejuit
Luke "The Mouse" Sejuit
Senior
Aidan "Short Ton" Clark
Aidan "Short Ton" Clark
Senior
Karmyne "The Reviewer" Cole
Karmyne "The Reviewer" Cole
Senior
Knowledge "Lover Boy" Artis
Knowledge "Lover Boy" Artis
Senior
Scene of the crime
Scene of the crime
The Sinister Six
The Sinister Six
*(DISCLAIMER: This was part of the Class of 2023's senior prank)