Sinister Six wrecks office*

   A pack of perpetrators producing puny placards piled the principal’s place with a plethora of pieces positioned preposterously and plentifully, and, well – primarily—everywhere last week.

   Thanks to an informant close to the scene, The Signal obtained mug shots of the alleged rapscallions, known collectively as the Sinister Six, as well as a crime scene photo.

   Another source close to the scene reported that before being taken away to the basement dungeon, the perpetrators cleaned up their mess after an intense lecture by administrators. 

Curtis "Big Tuna" Lahr

Senior

Chris "Captain Caveman" Dinoia

Senior

Luke "The Mouse" Sejuit

Senior

Aidan "Short Ton" Clark

Senior

Karmyne "The Reviewer" Cole

Senior

Knowledge "Lover Boy" Artis

Senior

Scene of the crime

The Sinister Six

*(DISCLAIMER: This was part of the Class of 2023's senior prank)